Weekly digest from Slack/team chats

Turn this Slack / Teams firehose into a 2-minute digest.

Pasted messages (organized by channel):
{{paste recent messages from the channels you care about}}

Output:
- **Decisions made this week** (across all channels, deduplicated)
- **Action items I might have missed** — anyone @ me, any blockers I caused
- **Open threads worth jumping back into** — discussions that haven't concluded
- **Stuff I can safely ignore** — noise that's already played out

Skip:
- Birthdays, lunch chat, GIF threads
- Repeated status updates that didn't go anywhere
- Anything I'd have caught from being in standup

Time-box yourself: I shouldn't have to read more than 30 seconds per channel.